The sticker…	Comments…
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with catsup.	Thanks, Michael O., 8/2000
Last time religion was mixed with politics, people got burned at the stake.	Thanks, "RisaN14", March 2002.
The Big Bang Theory - God spoke and BANG! It Happened!	Seen near Boston, January 2001
So many right-wing Christrians, so few lions!	Thanks, "MJLEWIS63," January, 2001!
Ecstasy Happens	Thanks, Steve S., for pointing out www.lovebumps.com, November 2000.
Joy is Not a Four Letter Word	Thanks, Steve S., for pointing out www.lovebumps.com, November 2000.
He is YOUR God / They are YOUR rules / YOU burn in Hell!	Thanks, John H., for this "that's telling 'em!" sticker, December 2000.
Take it Easy	Thanks, "APerritvid," for this classic, December 2000.
Evolution says: We came from mud. Creationism says: We came from mud. So what's the problem? Dust of the Earth? Primordial Ooze? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?	Thanks, Kathy E., who made these two up, November 2000.
Jesus is coming! Someone get a towel!	Thanks, I think, Steve F., Novemebr 2000.
inner.calm	Thanks, Mary Beth, November 2000. She saw this when traveling to SF, CA.
Visualize a Post-Christian Era	Thanks, Steve F., October 2000, who saw this in Berkely.
got aloha?	Thanks, Camille, October 2000.
got jesus?	Seen outside of Boston, Winter 2000.
I Only Pray on Days that End in 'Y'	Thanks, Camille, October 2000.
We're Catholic - in case of accident call a priest We're materialists - in case of accident call an ambulance	Thanks, Elizabeth S., for this call-and-response pair.
I'd rather be here, now.
Not all who wander are lost	Thanks, Todd W., April 2000.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.	Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!)
Dog is my copilot.	Thanks, Tony H., August 2000.
The 'Christian Right' is neither.	Thanks, Amy from Alaska, February 2000.
Trust in God for she will provide	Thanks, Julian B., January 2000.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays	Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999.
Jesus Saves - Cthulu Invests Cthulu saves - so he can eat you later!	Thaks, Kevin R., who saw the first of these two "Cthulu" stckers in Pittsburgh in 1992. This came in December 1999. When I wrote him back to ask him who Cthulu was, he offered, "Cthulu is the butt-ugly senior Elder God of the H.P. Lovecraft stories - an alternate mythos where these tentacled faced monstrosities who are pure evil are constantly poking at our world in an attempt to get back in and, well, do nasty things..."
Jesus saves - but not on my salary	Thanks, D Ednie, November 1999.
God is my pilot. I'm just the copilot.	Thanks, Sarah (Portland Oregon), who asks "so, if you hit me, I have to sue GOD?" Good question! October 1999.
SINNER	From Matthew A.'s helmet. Thanks! October 1999.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?	Lon T.'s wife saw this in New England, August 2000.
Jesus is my anchor in the sky
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
If you believe in telepathy, think honk!	Deb G. and Katie W. sent this one in.
Have you noticed the context of your expereince today?
Innovate and Overcome
Let's put the "fun" back in "funeral"!	Amen!
In the light, we are one.	Seen in Maine, May 2000.
PRAYER - don't leave home without it!	Seen in Maine, May 2000.
No Jesus, No Peace / Know Jesus, Know Peace	Pretty good punning, eh? I remembered this oldie. August 1999.
If you're living like there is no God... you'd better be right!	Seen in Massachusetts, August 1999.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.	Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.	Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
Why be born again when you can just grow up?	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.	Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
In God we fuss.	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
In the beginning man created God in his image.	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Indians died for your christian sins.	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...	Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
Born again pagan.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Christians didn't discover America - the greedy white bastards $tole it.	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
God is just pretend.	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?	From Shirley M., November 1998.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.	Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?	From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998.
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998, and by Terry Tomlin, December 1999.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998. Reprise from Kathy B., Illinois, January 2001.
Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!	Thanks, Kathy S., December 1998.
Jesus Slays (Luke 19:27)	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Jesus was a bachelor.	Thanks, Robert C., December 1998.
Jesus is changing the world one life at a time.	Seen outside of Boston, December 1998.
If going to church makes you a christian, does going to the garage make you a car?	I saw this one up in New Hampshire, 11/1998.
Sorry I missed church - I've been practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.	I saw this on a car in the parking lot where I work.
Lynn, Lynn, City of... HIM	My wife saw this one in Vermont, September 1998. There's a poem about Lynn (Massachusetts) which goes "Lynn, Lynn / City of sin / you never come out / the way you went in" There are other verses, but I'll spare you.
Jesus Died 4U	Near home, September 1998. The "4U" must make it hip.
Gettin' Old Isn't For Sissies	Dave N. saw this one August 1998.
Wherever fear may be, look it in the eyes.	Seen in Maine, August 1998. What the heck?
Save Soviet Jewry - Win valuable prizes!	Thanks, Dave N., August 1998.
Jesus Saves! at Bank of America	Thanks, Dave N., August 1998.
Atheism is a victimless crime	Thanks, Eric B., June 1998.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.	Thanks, Mark L., April 1998
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.	Thanks, Mark L., April 1998
Freedom is the Distance between Church and State
Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition
Church and State: keep them Separate
When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages
Doing my part to Piss off the Religious Right
To Hell with the Baptists I'm going to Disneyland
Eve Was Framed
Feudalism - the original Christian Coalition
Focus on your own Darn family
God is Coming And is She Pissed
Hate is Not a Family Value
Jesus was not a Bigot
The New Right is Fundamentally Wrong
No Gods No Masters
Religion Stops a Thinking Mind
Militant Agnostic
Don't postpone joy
Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Lighten Up
Celebrate life (tulip design)
Borrow a child's imagination and...
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Dance with reckless abandon
It's not whether you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Don't Postpone Joy
DARE to think for yourself
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke
Don't take life too seriously - you won't get out alive
Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-life Crisis
Dare To Think For Yourself!
Don't Postpone Joy
Encourage Your Hopes Not Your Fears
What wisdom can you find greater than kindness
Honk if you think I'm NOT Jesus.	Thanks to "wreilly" March 1998.
Jesus is Coming; I have him in the trunk!	Thanks, Sheri & Jack R., Feb 1998
Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Christ	Thanks, Sheri & Jack R., Feb 1998
So many idols - One True God	Thanks, Bruce McIntosh, 11/1997
It's a girl! [with natitivy scene]
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
If you think "Our Father In Heaven" is angry, wait 'till mom finds out!
The Goddess is alive and magic is afoot
God protect me from your followers
In Goddess we trust
God is too big to fit in one religion
Back off I'm a goddess
Life is a witch and then you fly
Where's the messiah when we need her
Doing my part to piss off the religious right
Anticipate miracles
Goddess bless
Watch witch on duty!
Where there's a witch,there's a way
Angels wing it !
Angels believe in me!
My other car is a cloud!
Born again pagan
My Goddess gave birth to your God	Thanks, Amy from Alaska, February 2000.
[the "icthos" fish with Darwin's name in it, and with feet]
If you think "our father in heaven" is angry,just wait 'till mom finds out!
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
Cars aren't the only thing that get recalled by the maker
Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
Born Again Pagan
Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car?
Create A Miracle
God, Protect Me From Your Followers
If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question?
If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran
It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood
It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour
Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy
Jesus Was A Liberal
Keep Hope Alive
My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma	Thanks, "CFCona," August 2000, who reports seeing this in Virginia, "circa 1970."
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma	Thanks, Oran K., May 2000.
Religious Freedom Means Any Religion
The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot
Think Good Thoughts
Those Who Abondon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours
Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists
Jesus Saves
Jesus Lives
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter
God is my co-pilot
If God is your co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS	Thanks Chris Kotelly, 11/9/1997!
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him	I saw this in New Hampshire, 11/1998
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
God Is Coming And Is She Pissed
Born Again Pagan
God Protect Me From Your Followers
NUKE A GAY WHALE FOR CHRIST!
Commit Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty

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